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breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

greatfatsby:

Me: What is it doctor?

Doctor:

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irrayditation:

bUNNY

inaPOCKET

sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

hipstercanada:

i was looking up trivia on england and

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what

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his eyebrows are by far the biggest on the show and what we see is after trimming????

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Ireland’s are even bigger than that???

shessofuckedinthehead:


PLAYOFFS.

that looks like a giant pepperoni pizza and you can’t convince me otherwise
*Bruins

shessofuckedinthehead:

PLAYOFFS.

that looks like a giant pepperoni pizza and you can’t convince me otherwise

*Bruins

gallifrey-feels:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

It’s a metaphor


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